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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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