I'm jealous of your bromance
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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