Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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