Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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