why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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