I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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