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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant

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  then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.

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• (213): View more from California

  Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?

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• (510): View more from California

  I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHAT IS HAPPENING

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  A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.

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  PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just want cinnabon and vodka.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  The Easter sex puns were too abundant

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