He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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The struggles of a small town man whore
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?