I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off