What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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