You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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