theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Shame is for Republicans.
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