Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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