Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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