Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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