Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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