I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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