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My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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