What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Randomize
