if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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