It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
