hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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