chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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