oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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