He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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