Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
a search helicopter?!
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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