Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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