New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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