I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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