Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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