Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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