dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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