I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
your room smells of hookers.
And success
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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