Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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