All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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