Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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