It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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