Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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