ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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