She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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