fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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