Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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