32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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