Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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