The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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