O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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