You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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