Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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