in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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