I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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