I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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