My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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