obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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