I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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