its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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