We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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