Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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