he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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