Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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