"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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